Nicki Minaj dissected (not literally, unfortunately).

 Firstly, sorry for my lack of posting, for that I can only apologise.

Secondly, I’m going to do a different post today. I’m sure you’ve all heard of the female rapper ‘Nicki Minaj’, and her inspirational, motivational music. 

I’m joking, of course. I’m going to dissect ‘Stupid Hoe’, one of her most popular songs. What a lovely name!

nicki-minaj-stupid-hoe

“I get it crackin like a bad back
Bitch talkin she the queen, when she looking like a lab rat
I’m Angelina, you Jennifer
C’mon bitch, you see where Brad at

I can only assume this is about Brad Pitt cheating on Jennifer Anniston with Angelina Jolie. Oh so basically we’re the ones being cheated on, that’s saying something.

Ice my wrist’s and I piss on bitches
You can suck my diz-nik, if you take this jizz-ez
You don’t like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business

She adds an ‘s’ to the end of wrists to make it rhyme with ‘bitches’. How imaginative!

I’m not quite sure what to think of  “diz-nik”, is that some slang word for a straw?

Cause I pull up and I’m stuntin’ but I aint a stuntman
Yes I’m rockin’ Jordan but I aint a jumpman
Bitches play the back cause they know I’m the front man
Put me on the dollar cause Im who they trusting
Ayo SB, whats the f-cks good?

She isn’t a stuntman. 

She isn’t a jumpman.

She’s the front man! Oh that makes it a lot clearer.

“What the f-cks good?” Certainly not you, Nicki, you lyrical genius.

We ship platinum, them bitches are shipping wood
Them nappy headed hoes but my kitchen good
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
a bitch woooooooooooooooooould

I think this is talking about world poverty, but I don’t think she’s knowledgeable to know a lot about world trade. Does she even know what platinum is?

Is anybody else imagining babies with nappies on their heads running around Nicki’s platinum kitchen?

She wishes a bitch would… would what, Nicki? Write a decent song? Oh, me too.

You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (x3)
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
(stupid, stupid)

I think she’s saying someone’s a stupid hoe.

Look bubbles go back to your habitat
MJ gone and I aint having that
How you gon’ be the stunt double to the nigga monkey
Top of that I’m in the Phantom looking hella chonky

Is she talking about Bubbles from the Powerpuff girls? Isn’t that a bit racist?

 This is the best bit, had anyone ever heard what a ‘nigga monkey’ was before Nicki appeared on the scene? 

If she’s saying she’s looking ‘hella chonky’, I hope that means a disgrace to the music industry! 

Ice my wrist’s and I piss on bitches
You can suck my diz-nik, if you take this jizz-ez
You don’t like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business

Lovely altered bridge here.

Cause I pull up in that Porsche but I aint a Rossi
Pretty bitches can only get in my posse
My name is Roman, last name is Zolanski
But no relation to Roman Polanski

She’s in a Porsche, she’s not a Rossi guys!

So now she has a ‘posse’, and only the pretty bitches can join. I’m afraid you’re halfway there Nicki.

I thought her last name was Minaj? Oh, well I’ll call you Zolanski from now on.

Well you’re obviously not related to ‘Roman Polanski’ if you have a different surname my dear.

Hey yo, baby bop, f-ck you and your EP
Who’s gassin’ this hoe? BP?
Hmm thinks, 1,2,3, do the Nicki Minaj blink
Cause these hoes so busted

Baby bop. This has to be the first time anyone has used that in a song. 

Zolanski has her own blink!

This makes no sense.

Hoes is so crusty, these bitches is my sons
And I don’t want custody
hoes so busted
Hoes is so crusty, these bitches is my sons
And I don’t want custody

Her hoes are crusty, what sad times these are.

If you cute than your crew can roll
If you sexy eat my Koo-Koo-Roo
Put ya cape on, you a super hoe
2012, Im at the superbowl

“Waiter, can I have a Koo-Koo-Roo please?”

Stupid hoes is my enemy
stupid hoes is so wack
Stupid hoe shoulda befriended me
Then she coulda prolly came back!

“Stupid hoes is my enemy” You can’t be an enemy with yourself, Zolanski. 

Stupid hoes is my enemy
stupid hoes is so wack
Stupid hoe shoulda befriended me
Then she coulda prolly came back!

You’re a stupid hoe
You’re a stupid hoe

F-ck you stupid hoe
I said f-ck a stupid hoe,
F-ck a stupid hoe
I said f-ck a stupid hoe,
F-ck a stupid hoe

I am the female Weezy!”

Is anybody else really wondering why Zolanski is accepted into society?

Tell me what you think the lyrics mean in the comments.

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About helenloraine

film maker, photographer and travel enthusiast

Posted on May 5, 2012, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 11 Comments.

  1. South African Nutter

    okay, this is officially my favourite post by you. i think my favourite bit was the “hey yo baby bop”…? i don’t even know what that means! You have to do this sort of thing more often.

  2. South African Nutter

    oh, and i also like the dissecting of the chorus 🙂

  3. This has made me laugh out loud a few times, woops :’)

  4. Also, I have been awarded the Liebster Blog Award and you are one of my nominees to pass it on! Keep on writing (:
    http://anomnom.wordpress.com/2012/05/05/liebster-blog-award/

  5. This is SO funny. I hate ‘music’ like this, It’s just an irritating noise to me… I love the sarcasm.. made me laugh loads and one of your best posts yet…. what are ya doing listening to her, Shmelen??

  6. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE.
    Oh Helen, your genius knows no bounds.
    Epic in the extream.

  7. A ‘diznick’ is a slang word for ‘dick’, and a ‘nappy head’ is an African American with thick hair.
    Yeah… sometimes I hate being American.

    Very hilarious, Helen. XD My favorite part was ‘Her hoes are crusty, what sad times these are.’

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